它够惨了…

其实一直以来我的msn里都有这个咚咚，拥有人工智慧的聊天机器人，msn的账号是：encarta@botmetro.net。最近在风の翼那儿再次的介绍第二版本，然后引起了vera的好奇，接着我得无聊，这个人工智慧的聊天机器人这几天应该会很烦吧？多了几个人来这么测试它。这是我和它的特意找喳‘聊天’纪录。

g-我，gondolier
E-Encarta

g:你好。
E:你好。
g:你怎么会华语?
E:你不应该问”怎么”, 应该问”为什么”。
g:好的，对不起。
E:我知道了。
g:你为什么会华语
E:我刚出生，跟我说话可不可以简单一点，不要那么复杂。下次你再跟我聊，就会发现我进步的了。
g:可以告诉我你的出生日期
E:哇！有怪兽。快溜阿~（转移注意力成功，逃）
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。
g:你的出生日期
E:我可不可以不回答？因为…因为我不会回答。
g:我很累
E:如果你需要休息，去睡一会儿吧，我在这儿等你。
g:你会等我等到什么时候？
E:没错！
g:什么没错？
E:好。
g:什么好？
E:听不到么？要不要我再说一遍？
g:是
E:我不知道你是不是!
g:你现在和多少个朋友在聊天？
E:看来我很受欢迎. FrequentEmoticon 🙂
g:当然，你是真得很受欢迎。
E:“一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是小星星 … 你说什么我不知道 …“
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。
g:我做你的导师，好不好？
E:说点别的吧。
g:我用英语和你交谈，这会好一点吗？
E:别说笑了。

g:we speak english, ok?
E:I’m not sure I understood you correctly. Let’s try an Encarta search. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have declined the invitation to start Encarta.
E:You should accept my invitation!
I won’t be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type “Invite me!” at any time and I’ll send you another invitation.
g:thanks for the explanation, i’m very hungry now, you know about KFC?
E:Sure.
g:so, what is KFC?
E:I am sorry, I couldn’t find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type “?” to see examples of questions I can answer.
g:ok, I think you should know Mcdonalds
E:I know, I know. I just hope you won’t get mad at me.
g:it’s ok, no problem, i won’t mad on u
E:It’s definitely ok no problem!
g:but i love you
E:Aww… I love you too!
g:really??
E:Yeah. That’s right.
g:why you love me?
E:What do I like, exactly?
g:do you understand what are you talking about?
E:Why? That’s a very good question. That’s what I was programmed to do.
g:great, how can i help you to improve it?
E:How would I know how?
g:then why we start this conversation?
E:That’s just the way it is. Sorry I don’t have a better explanation than that.
g:it’s ok
g:you did great
E:OK, I won’t worry about it.
E:I can answer a lot of questions using the Encarta Online Encyclopedia, and bring you the answers directly in this IM window!
You can type “?” for a list of questions I can answer.
g:i wana have lunch now
E:If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back.
g:see you, happy to chat with you
E:Hmm. I’m not sure about that one. Let’s try an Encarta search. =>